These last words have really happened during gameplay (AD&D) except for the fact that they are translated from German to English.
In the morning, a hungry troll passes by to grab a dead wolf the party has slayed the night before.
PC (Olli): "I kick the chest from the corpse's breast"
(thereby triggering ropes connected to a fire trap)"
Asgaroth (Reimar): I will not do that!
Asgaroth: Attack!
PC2 (Olli): "But..." (PC2 dies shortly after)
Asgaroth: He friends! Why don't you come into the darkness field and help me fighting this devil?
Asgaroth: I touch it!
Asgaroth: "I push the metal skull (known as a shrine of evil) from its pedestal"
(By the way, Asgaroth was resurrected four times)
Asgaroth: Let's look beneath this hidden leather skin on the ground.
(Poisonous gas trap, PC2 (Sabrina) dies)
DM: Do you want to roll the dices?
(while Shalar (Mirko) is caught in a room by 5 barbed devils)
While fighting against 4 barbed devils:
Tiramis (Tobi): I raise my holy symbol and make Turn Undead.
DM: Do you point your symbol in all directions?
Tiramis: Yes!
(thereby blasting Shalar (Mirko, still hoping that he will be resurrected) to dust who was just animated as a Zombie)
DM introduces a new PC: You (the PC group) see a half-orc (PC1) sitting near a campfire.
PC2 (Ossi): I shoot!
(Thus, PC1 (Thorsten) has shortest living character which was not his fault)
DM introduces a new PC1: You (PC1) see a group inside a room.
PC1 (Olli): I attack!
(Thus, PC1 has shortest living character which was his own fault)
DM: You failed twice, I succeed once.
PC (Beyer): For a group NPC, it is not allowed to harm PCs of his own group.
PC (Olli): For a group NPC, it is not allowed to take part in inner group PC fights.
DM: You see an oasis with a lot of beautiful girls.
PC1 (Heini): My Detect Illusion spell reveals that the girls are an illusion.
PC2 (Olli): I ran into the oasis in order to drink water.
(PC1 did not lie but he did not say that the whole oasis was an illusion, thereby covering the hole of large sand creature with long tentacles.)
Shalar (Mirko): "What an unspectacular death!"
(saying this when the snow avalanche was hitting him)
PC1 (Olli): A monster came and killed PC2 (Beyer). Luckily I could escape, receiving only a small scratch from an attack of the monster.
(Since he was splattered with blood all over his body noone, a small scratch could not be the reason for this. Therefore the rest of the groups has knewn that PC1 slayed PC2 and killed PC1. )
PC1 (Ossi) and PC2 (Beyer): We go back to steal something from the dragon's hoard.
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Not a last word, but some first words
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NPC (Lantani the amazon): Hi Guys! May I join your group?
PC group: Yes!
NPC: Did I tell ya that there are 50 Goblins just 15 Minutes away.
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